Alan Dale: The Cost of Watching
Is that my resume, Mr. Widmore?
No, Mr. Hume, this is TV Guide! There is a new Lost on tonight.
I imagine it will be rather good.
I prefer Heroes myself, sir.
You have the audacity to mention that abysmal mess in my presence?
Get the hell out of my office or I'll chop your hands off.
Later That Night
Is that my resume, Mr. Widmore?No, Mr. Hume, this is TV Guide! There is a new Lost on tonight.I imagine it will be rather good.
I prefer Heroes myself, sir.You have the audacity to mention that abysmal mess in my presence?Get the hell out of my office or I'll chop your hands off.
Later That Night
I hope this episode is better than the one with that lovelyKorean girl.
Look at that strange little man. What horrible eyes.
Dear lord, this must be the 1000th time I've watched them
walking in lines through the forest a bit sweaty. I can't watch this anymore.
WTF?!
I definitely can't watch this anymore.
A short while later...
*Beep*ing Lost.
walking in lines through the forest a bit sweaty. I can't watch this anymore.
WTF?!I definitely can't watch this anymore.A short while later...
*Beep*ing Lost.
LOL. I think I love you.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe you had the audacity to create this!
ReplyDeletePlease continue. :)